The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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