I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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