im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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