I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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