She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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