Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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