I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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