so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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