the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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