carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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