I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.