So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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