pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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