are you so shy because you have an std?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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