he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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