I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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