I'm so fucking centered right now
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Randomize