Someone shit on the floor
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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