Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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