the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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