am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well I just put wine in my tea
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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