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once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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