Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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