Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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