Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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