Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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