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(248): View more from Michigan

am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????

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(407): View more from Florida

It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.

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(819): View more from Quebec

I woke up to her vacumming the grass

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison

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(914): View more from New York

Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....

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(260): View more from Indiana

You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?

(1-260): View more from Indiana

It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...

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