How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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