ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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