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And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him