HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You ruined the universe