Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.