Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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