so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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