I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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