she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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