So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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