Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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