I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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