How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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