You work out of a Hotel?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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