No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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