Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
