pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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