I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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