i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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