We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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