I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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