the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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