So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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