Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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