Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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