is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Let's paint friendship bongs
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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