No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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