I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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