My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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