problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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