i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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