TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We just shotgunned beers for America
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Panties = found
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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