Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I puked a lego.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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